AVA's Brain Breaker – $30.00

Many of you responded to our Brain Drain file asking for something even more intense, and so we're pleased to provide you with our Brain Breaker: a revised IQ reduction module that takes every effect to the extremes. Enjoy the reading comprehension of a preschooler, struggling to count higher than the fingers on one hand, and having to fight to navigate conversations involving words longer than one syllable. As an added bonus this file undermines your impulse control, so you'll wind up sharing your new, moronic self with everyone you meet, whether you want to or not.As always, use caution. This isn't the kind of file any smart person would listen to - though, that's not why you're here, is it, dummy? `Non-robotic TTS`