Only Big Kids Can Walk

I was somewhat sceptical, but it works. after listening for the first time. i awoke from trance and got out of bed wearing my diaper and sucking my paci. I stood at the end of my bed and said the trigger. My legs instantly began to tingling and i slowly collapsed to the floor. I simply couldn't hold myself up anymore. from there i triggered another file which made me unable to speak. Id already set myself the task to getting to the living room to watch tv. i began to crawl and ended up in a full on crying fit, crying just like a baby tears and all (ive never done this before nor have i ever thought of doing it). i was simply overwhelmed and not being able to walk and being unable to speak. it was a other worldly experience.

i intend to listen many more times!