Cardigan – Curse Pee Sitting – $20.00

Implants a curse on you, that forces you to sit down when you need to pee. Once you listen to this file, you will be completely unable to pee standing. You might not even be able to open your fly if you try to pee standing. You will find the thought of peeing standing so gross, so dirty and so wrong, that you just have to pee sitting down from now on. And when you do pee sitting down, you feel a wave of pleasure through your body that makes you feel so completely right.
This is a curse, and if you ever want it lifted, you will have to purchase the curse removal file by me.