Script for BeMine\'s Dumb Jock. Original description: \"I decided I\'d make something a little basic on what seems to be a popular subject: Being a dumb, muscle-bound jock. This file attempts to teach the listener to be obsessed with building muscle, and then suggests the more working out the listener does, the more dumb the he or she grows to be. Be wary: As part of an attempt to encourage less intelligence in the listener, I suggest he or she should have trouble reading and doing simple math. I also encourage listeners to make bad decisions. This MP3 is certainly not intended for anyone who doesn\'t wish to have these effects.\"