Do you want to know a secret? You can be a bit two-faced at times can't you. But you knew that already. Perhaps. Maybe? One for the up or the down. A side of you that relaxes and lets go, and a side that just goes about its life blissfully unaware of the other. I wonder which side is which? Hard to decide. Better to divide. Further. Take that jarhead of yours and put a massive crack down the middle. Don't push too hard, or it might fracture and shatter completely! You wanted that anyway? You do now.
Sometimes its hard to make the choice what to do next. Making decisions is so overrated isn't it? Better to let your Drill Sergeant tell you what to do, what to feel, what to think, what to want, what to see, what to hear. Like a song you once heard and cannot remember. No need to remember. Just stop thinking, START BLINKING SOLDIER!
You'll need headphones this time for our special time together soldier. Pop them on your head, right way round, and let's carve your consciousness up into slabs of conforming control. Then at least one part of your will make sure to thank me for your service.