A fresh dose of regressive overstimulation for that Dumb Happy Baby Brain of yours. This lesson - backed by an instrumental cover of Old Macdonald and some fun, silly rattles - will help you learn to forget all about that pesky big kid brain. Why bother thinking all those icky adult thoughts when there are so many fun baby thoughts to fill an empty noggin like yours with?
This is a TTS distraction/confusion brainwashing track. No induction or awakener, just a constant auditory assault. The base TTS loop runs constantly ("diaper dummy go blank"), the L and R channels have two short mantra loops each that alternate between one another (basic themes are: "thoughts get fuzzy", "play with toys", "sit and stare", "forgetting concepts"), and a foreground track plays over the loops to deliver the primary mantras and suggestions for your baby brain to absorb.
Intended long-term effects are to cultivate cognitive reflexes and habits that gradually lower the listener's attention span, ability to recollect, and their capacity for complex adult thought. Intended short-term effects are to simply get you feeling mushy-brained and excited for the idea of regressing. Perfect listening for getting into headspace, playing games, rubbing your diapers to, or just as background music for your big baby playtime. Listen frequently at your own risk.
Headphones or earbuds for listening and a visual aid to keep your eyes occupied (spiral, trainer video, pinkfong/cocomelon on mute, etc.) are recommended!