Hello Darlings. I’m back after an extended vacation some lovely men in white suits took me on after I tried to cut my own throat with a scalpel. Gruesome business, I know. But look on the Brightside: who better to write and perform these particular files than someone who is legally insane? Now onto more interesting things: This recording is the most complex one we’ve ever done. So what do you get for your hard earned cash? My wicked words, now crystal clear, due to better equipment, lead you through a more subtle induction used to entrance you. Perhaps too subtle, you think, wondering if you really are hypnotized. After all, you are awake and aware... of course you’re also uncontrollably horny, naked, surrounded with as much pornography as possible and jerking off throughout the duration of the nearly forty minutes we spend together. The sounds of subliminal whispers, an original musical score, lesbian orgies, women laughing at you and a wide variety of audio effects, fill your ever dulling mind as I instruct your brain to start sending more and more of your intellect down to your ball sack, while encouraging you to jerk off more and more, to look at more and more porn, to want to do both more and more and more. You see, the more semen you build up, the more IQ points can stick to it when you finally blow your load. That’s right. The more you jerk off, the dumber you get, and the moment you squirt, that’s how dumb you’ll remain…until the next time you listen to this file that is...and the next time,...and the next, until you start needing help with your ABCs. If you could just keep yourself from cumming, your intelligence would eventually work its way back up to your brain. Just a little fact I taunt you with after I’ve also turned you into a compulsive masturbator and a diehard porn addict. Ah, it’s good to be back.